How To Be A Runaway Mom


Have you ever had one of those days where you just wanted to runaway from home like a rebellious teenager? Yeah me too. I never ran away as a teen, but as an adult I have thought about running away from these little and big people too, and guess what? I have and you should try it too. However, let me explain this a little further.

How To Runaway

You wait for your spouse/significant other to return home, you point them in the direction of food and you leave. Simple. PLEASE don’t leave your children unattended.

When To Runaway

It's typically a day when you are exhausted and really need air. It's a day when you need an hour or two to clear your mind remind yourself of your strength and just how kick-ass you are.

Where To Runaway To

This completely depends your likings.

A quick trip to the mall

Grab a bite to eat from your favorite restaurant. If you are not comfortable eating alone in the restaurant you can eat in your car, so order the food as a carryout.